{"product_id":"cum-fart-ceramic-mug","title":"Cum Fart – Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eCum Fart – Ceramic Mug\u003cbr\u003eIt’s only gay if it’s yours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBold. Beautiful. Deeply disturbing to your children. This mug is here to make your morning weird in the best possible way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Cum Fart Mug is perfect for sipping, slurping, or just contemplating last nights hazy choices.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Details:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeramic. Like your grandma's unfulfilled fantasies. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe for hot sticky messes of all kinds\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGlossy finish so your shame glistens in the morning light\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned in Sisters, Oregon, by way of Ohio, for people who know it's ok for Ben to be gay.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Sacred Sasquatch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49823380701431,"sku":"2839714_17196","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0870\/8063\/2567\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-15-oz-left-6866a1683c09b.jpg?v=1751556463","url":"https:\/\/www.sacredsasquatch.com\/products\/cum-fart-ceramic-mug","provider":"The Sacred Sasquatch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}